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Name:Mark Browning Milner
Alias: Mr. Bozo
Weapon(s):bass & piano
Date of Birth: 09/20/52
Place of Birth: Marion, Ohio
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 175
Occupation(s): motorcycle salesman, Triple-A drone, chicken joint cook
Scars and Marks: tattoo on right upper arm, scar behind left eyebrow
Hair: mostly in back
Eyes: blue
Sex: male
Race: German-English
Priors: dismissed ("Aren't you Ray Milner's son...?")
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Name:Phil Holm
Alias: Philatio Carbuncle
Weapon(s):trumpet & flügelhorn
Date of Birth: 02/05/63
Place of Birth: Someplace in Minnesota
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 183
Occupation(s): Grimace in Ronald McDonald puppet show, dishwasher, pizza guy
Scars and Marks: birthmarks on right shoulder and left (or right) leg
Hair: brown
Eyes: brown
Sex: copious
Race: Heinz 57
Priors: It was the other Philip Donald Holm (honest!)
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Name:Diane Sollenberger
Alias: The Silver Fox
Weapon(s):soprano & tenor sax(es)
Date of Birth: 11/27/53
Place of Birth: Horton, Kansas
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 110
Occupation(s): bad waitress, bbq sauce hack, good babysitter
Scars and Marks: birthmark on left thigh, scar on forehead
Hair: silver
Eyes: blue
Sex: female
Race: German-Scottish
Priors: none (such a good girl!)
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Name:Ruston Reynolds
Alias: The Bishop of Groove
Weapon(s):tenor sax
Date of Birth: 09/14/66
Place of Birth:Springfield, Missouri
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 145 (he says...)
Occupation(s): lawyer's janitor, pool hall janitor, tree janitor
Scars and Marks: fisticuffs scar on knuckle
Hair: yup
Eyes: yup
Sex: double yup
Race: American Whitetrash
Priors: "ummm...aint never bin CON-fict'd"
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Name:Jeff King
Alias: IggyVanWho?
Weapon(s):tenor saxophone
Date of Birth: 04/21/65
Place of Birth: St. Paul, Minnesota
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 160
Occupation(s): busboy, nursing home cook, blinds hanger
Scars and Marks: none known
Hair: brown
Eyes: brown
Sex: male
Race: German/Prussian/Swedish/Irish/Scottish
Priors: didn't see nuthin', didn't hear nuthin', didn't know nuthin'
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Name:Mike Haynes
Alias: Not-Roswell-Rudd
Weapon(s):trombone(s)
Date of Birth: 03/27/53
Place of Birth: Jacksonville, Illinois
Height: 5' 10 1/2"
Weight: 170
Occupation(s): schoolbus driver, night janitor, substitute teacher
Scars and Marks: scar from stab wound in left hand
Hair: brown
Eyes: brown
Sex: male
Race: Scottish-Irish
Priors: worked too hard to expunge from record to admit here
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Name:Larry McDonough
Alias:Legal Eagle
Weapon(s):keyboard(s)
Date of Birth: 09/07/55
Place of Birth: Buffalo, NY
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 140
Occupation(s): grocery stock boy, pianist in Elvis tribute band, attorney
Scars and Marks: dog bite scar on left hand, hair irradiation zone on top of head
Hair: brown-blond depending on season
Eyes: blue
Sex: male (in household of women)
Race: Scottish/Irish/German/English
Priors:pleads the fifth
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Name:Scott Dercks
Weapon(s):guitar
Alias: Groove Monster
Date of Birth: 02/20/58
Place of Birth: Appleton, Wisconsin
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 170
Occupation(s): pool cleaner, illegal recreation director, furniture delivery
Scars and Marks: birthmark on right buttocks
Hair: brown
Eyes: green
Sex: not often enough
Race: African-American
Priors: put it this way - this ain't his first mug shot
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Name:Scott Metko
Weapon(s):drum(s)
Alias: Pocketman
Date of Birth: 05/24/62
Place of Birth: Appleton, Wisconsin
Height: 5' 9 1/2"
Weight: 155
Occupation(s): meat market disc jockey, dish knob, intoxication agent
Scars and Marks: parental neglect scar on forehead
Hair: various
Eyes: hazel
Sex: twice-a-day (for medicinal purposes)
Race: Bohemian
Priors: wasn't even in Appleton that day
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Name:Kevin Fuhrman
Alias: Island Boy
Weapon(s):steel drum(s)
Date of Birth: 12/20/65
Place of Birth: Cherokee, Iowa
Height: 5' 11"
Weight: 145 (maybe)
Occupation(s): railroad cargo manhandler, fiberglass installer, Toro leaf blower assembler
Scars and Marks: none
Hair: dirty blonde
Eyes: hazel
Sex: who wants to know?
Race: German/Norwegian
Priors:don't ask, don't tell
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